What guys REALLY mean when they say:

1- “Why are you going out with that guy? He’s a loser! He doesn’t deserve you!” He really means “Why are you going out with that guy? You should be going out with me!”

2- He suddenly takes interest in everything you like. (Ex: you love music, he starts listening to your favourite bands.) He means “I want you to pay attention to me.”

3- He spends his time trying to get on your nerves. He means “I REALLY want you to pay attention to me.”

4- He talks to every girl in your class, especially when you’re around, but completely ignores you. He means “I’m so trying to make you jealous… and I bet it’s working!”

5- “You are so ugly!” He means: “You look beautiful today.”

6- He’s sitting next to you in class. His friend tells him “Hey! Come sit next to me!” He doesn’t seem to understand what his friend is telling him. He doesn’t move from his place. He means “Dude, there’s NO WAY you’re making me sit far from this girl!”

7- “You know the guy you were talking to… well, he’s completely in love with my sister, I swear!” He means “I’m jealous.”

8- “Who was the guy who said hi to you? Was it your brother? Your cousin? Your friend? Your best friend? Your boyfriend?” He means “I’m so jealous I’m being ridiculous!”

9- “I’m terrible in math… hey, maybe you should tutor me!” He means “I didn’t find a better excuse to talk to you, though I really like you and I want to spend time with you.”

10- He seems to be very interested in the poster behind you and can’t stop looking at it. He means “I don’t care about the poster… but you look great though!”